Sep 08 2009
Men are like food part 2
So I decided to add onto my previous blog about men being connected to the food we eat.
How about the guy who is your best friend. You two hang out all the time, attend the same events and even maybe tried dating once a long long time ago but your better off friends.
This is like that perfect piece of pizza. You could probably have it everyday and not really get sick of it. You might even go to it if you are sad as a form of comfort food and its always there when you attend parties and will keep you company if you dont know anyone.
How about the one night stand. Sure its probably thrilling, possibly a little scary (depending who he is) and not the best decision that you have made. But it does happen. We get broken up with or do the breaking up and we just want to be wild for one night. So we go out and party, and in the morning end up in someone elses bed.
This is like eating out at that new diner after a night out. You are famished because you have been dancing and drinking for a few hours now, but you don’t want the night to end. You also realize that you have not eaten in the last few hours. So at 3am you roll into a 24 hour place giggling and acting foolish, where you order the most god-awful thing on the menu because in your current state you do not know any better…you will in the morning though.
How about sex with the ex. Its comfortable,you’re used to one another,and you can remember the good times with one another and as long as no one gets attached, nobody gets hurt.
This is like Thanksgiving. It happens once a year, around the same time so there are no suprises and its always fun and good times.
How about the cheater. You’re not sure if he’s faithful and he tells you that you’re the only one for him. But then you come home early one day from work and you catch him in the act. You have two choices, believe his lame ass and take him back or dump the loser.
If you take him back that is like eating that bucket of KFC after being on your diet and had lost 20 pounds thus far. You were doing so well and then something jsut made you break and you decided that you needed the colonel in your life despite that he is bad for you.
If you dump the loser, its like taking all of the junk food out of your house and telling yourself that you are going to lead a much healthier and happier lifestyle from this point on.
Hope these connections help
prettygirl
What about they gay best friend? They are like a “healthy choice” or “lein causine”. They are similar to the real fatty something you love, but better for you. They wont hurt you and always make you feel better about yourself afterwords.