prettygirl

So one morning as I was out walking Martini, this guy stops me and starts an early morning conversation..
Man: I like your coat-you sure are stylin’ (commenting on my yellow trenchcoat from target).
Me: Thanks
Man:I like your little dog too-is it a boy or girl
Me:a boy
Man:He sure is a cute little bitch (commenting on the dog)
Me shifting uncomfortable at this point
Man: I like that term cause it’s the proper way of talking about a dog
Me thinking: yeah about a female dog who is not spayed-but my dog’s a male.
Man: I bet your BF does not like your little bitch
Me:ummm…he likes him okay
Man:I’m having my 26th bday party in the 15th at (some club I cannot remember). you should come.
Me silent
Man:I’m gonna play all kinds of 90’s music. that stuff is my favorite:like greenday’s Dookie album and Tori Amos and Nirvana (the cd with the naked baby swimming). My cousins who are younger like the music now but thats crap
Me:thats cool (thinking HELP)
ME trying to lead Martini away
Man:you should come-see you later
awww…so now even my early morning walks are not safe
prettygirl

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